“My kitten is still small enough to fit in my two hands. She’s insanely cute. You want to come by and see her today?” “I taught my dog to speak on command. What, you don’t believe me? I’m serious—come see for yourself!” “My cat never likes new people. You think you could prove me wrong?”

“Didn’t you set the curve on the last CS final? Please help me. I’ll reward you with freshly baked cookies!” “I’ve spent an hour just staring at this worksheet. What about you? Think our combined brainpower could figure this out?” “Technically, no, you have nothing to gain from helping me with this paper. On the other hand, won’t tutoring make you smarter? It’s like I’m doing you the favor. . . "

“No way, you’re into Zelda? You know I have the new game, right? You could come play me some time if you want!” “I swear I’ve got a signed copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. I would’ve mentioned it earlier if I knew you were a fan! Come by and see it?" “Didn’t you mention that you love Monopoly? I’ve got the one where the game counts the money for you. Play me sometime?”

“You didn’t tell me that Hereditary would give me nightmares for the rest of my life. I’m terrified. And I’m home alone…” “Thanks a lot, Final Destination! I’m officially scared. I should’ve watched this when someone else was home. ” “Okay, I just finished The Ring, and I’m absolutely unwell. You live so close. Would you come over and help me check the house for bad guys?”

“Hey, you still have my raincoat right? It’s supposed to shower this week. Would you stop by this afternoon with it?” “Ah! I still have your helmet. Sorry about that. I didn’t mean to leave your head unprotected all this time. Want to swing by and grab it?” “Thought I’d forget that you have my baking dish, huh? Nice try, buddy. Could you drop it off at my place this Sunday?”

“I ordered way too much Thai food. I was going to put it away, but then I remembered that it was your fav! Want to come snag the rest?” “I’m making your favorite, strawberry milkshakes. Be here in ten, and there might just be one with your name on it. ” “My roommate just baked chocolate chip cookies. Bet you wish you were me right now…”

“You’re all talk. If you really think you’re a faster swimmer than me, you’ll have to prove it. Today, after school. Come to my house for a race!” “It’s time to put this to the test. Let’s see who’s better at Sonic once and for all. You’re playing me at my apartment this Friday. ” “The fact that you think you’re better at Catan is baffling to me. I won’t believe you until you come play me in my dorm!”

“Oof, you know how you told me not to put too much weight on my new shelf? Well, I did. Everything is everywhere. Any chance you’d come help me out?” “I have a proposition for you. If you help me get this virus off my computer, I’ll repay you with a home-cooked (microwaved) meal. What do you think?” “I think my dryer just, like, stopped working? Would you come look at it, please? I’d be forever in your debt!”

“My little sister is doing a fashion show for me right now, and it’s genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. You’ve gotta see this!” “I’m about to get to the final stage in Super Smash Brothers! I know you love the game. Want me to pause it so you can come see?” “There’s a bird in my living room, I repeat, a bird in my living room. We’re trying to get it out now. Come quickly if you want to witness the madness!”

“So if we’re going to the gym at five, wanna come by my house after class? I live so close. It makes sense. ” “You have a few hours to kill between your games, right? If it’s easier, you could kick back at my place in between them. I know it’d be a long drive back to your place. ” “I know your car is in the shop, so I could drive you to the study group if you want. We could hang at my house beforehand and pull together our notes. ”

“I was thinking, I’d like to hang out with you at my place sometime. What do you think about Saturday night?” “What are you doing right now? And can I convince you to ditch those plans and come to my place instead?” “Want to come over tonight around 8?”